Not all things are as they appear. Just like Obama’s birth certificate, FDR never submitted medical records proving he ever had or was diagnosed with polio. Blanket over the legs because he was cold? Please. Everyone at the Muscle Gym knew what that blanket was hiding… TREE TRUNKS. I’ve seen the footage from Easter 1935. The only paralysis the dude had that day was straight up squat induced paralyses. I know a beefcake when I see one. Closing the White House grounds because of World War 2 threats? How many attacks occurred on U.S. soil after the declaration of war?  ZERO that’s right, not a one. So why close access to the public? It’s obvious that by 1941 homeboy was feeling it. Growing increasingly energetic from constantly having to kick Nazi and Jap asses he needed a release, and how does a beefcake release that energy. Iron fucking Mikes thats how. And the kind of Iron Mikes FDR was doing required the entirety of the White House Lawn. Buy this sticker today and show your solidarity and support of the one, the only, the Capital Calfzilla, the Wrecking Wheels of Washington, the Hamma Hocks of Hyde Park, Franky “Drumsticks Deluxe” Roosevelt.