Have you ever wondered where the neatfreak gay man stereotype came from? Or how the U.S. Army became the most disciplined, well dressed combat machine the world has ever known. I bet you wouldn’t believe me if I told you that it is directly related to the U.S. Army, George Washington and Alexander Hamilton. Well it is! It all has to do with the flamboyant, OCD, bondage bro, extremely homosexual Baron Von Steuben. Before arriving in the colonies, Baron Von Steuben was a high r

“What’s up you dirty bird?” Lee says to Grant as the Union General stumbles into the parlor of the Wilmer McLean house to accept the confederacy’s “Unconditional Surrender”. Grant was dirty as shit, reeked of booze and was holding a half empty bottle of good ol’ Tennessee Whiskey that his soldiers looted. Lee on the other hand was the polar opposite. Sitting tall and sharp in his nicest frock coat with medals perfectly dressed. His dress trousers and long sleeve button down c

Valley Forge, Mary Philipse. Federal Theatre Project (U.S.) It was September 1776 when George Washington’s big black boot kicked in the door of the Morris-Jumel mansion and shouted the iconic phrase we all know and love today, “Mary I’m Hoooommmee!” He was looking for Mary Philipse-Morris of course, his first land… I mean love. Anyone who said she had fled the estate to nearby family members is full of shit. She wasn’t afraid of George, she knew how good her land, I mean look

Not all things are as they appear. Just like Obama’s birth certificate, FDR never submitted medical records proving he ever had or was diagnosed with polio. Blanket over the legs because he was cold? Please. Everyone at the Muscle Gym knew what that blanket was hiding… TREE TRUNKS. I’ve seen the footage from Easter 1935. The only paralysis the dude had that day was straight up squat induced paralyses. I know a beefcake when I see one. Closing the White House grounds because o